Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Can I color on your dick again?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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