if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.