yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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