I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound