i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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