Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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