i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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