google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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