that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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