Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Is Oprah even human
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
All the doctor said was why
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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