I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
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