Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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