just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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