he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
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Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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