im so drunk with asians
where?
always
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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