her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
zippers are such a cool invention
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW