What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
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It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to