This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
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and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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