So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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