: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
should my penis look like a turkey
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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