So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Randomize
