Its about making memories worth repressing
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
