Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize