maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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