My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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