I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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