He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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