I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Such a big mess for such a small penis
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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