i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
