oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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