Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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