it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I enjoy the company of your penis
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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