I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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