Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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