I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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