And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
