Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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