what if I'm pregnant?
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seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
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We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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