I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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That accounts for only three of the penises
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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