He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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