are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Will you blow on my dice?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
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We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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