I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
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