strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
The Olympian is in my bed
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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