if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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