Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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