you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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