Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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