Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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