You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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