fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
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