so let's talk penis.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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