and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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