you turned your livingroom into a bong?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
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