you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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