I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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