Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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