So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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