shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Is it because I queefed?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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