She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
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she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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